Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while