Grandma, it's me, Anastasia

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

lillyhasatumblr:


andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image